TOPIC: Scrolls

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<br />New guy:  Um, excuse me, what do these tokens do?<br /><br />Smak:  Well, you can make some really cool furniture out of them, and fill a swimming pool, and...<br /><br />New guy:  I mean - in the game.<br /><br />Smak:  What game?<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br />

<br /><br />well at least she didn't make any snide comments about my girlfriend.  :cool:<br />

<br /><br />Smak has a "True Girlfriend (TM)".  True Girlfriend has lots of advantages over True Dungeon Tokens.<br /><br />They are softer.<br />They are lighter than his total hoard.<br />They are understanding of your obsession for tokens.<br />They cost less to ship.

True Girlfriend tokens are pretty awesome to collect, even the consumable ones (kiss, hug, etc.).<br />

Wow!  Sounds great!  Where can I get one?<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />(the next post should include at least one... "but wait! there's more!")

"It's not sold in any store!"<br />

<br />Wow!  Sounds great!  Where can I get one?<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />(the next post should include at least one... "but wait! there's more!") <br />

<br /><br />but wait, these's more. if you call in the next hour, you will receive, absolutely free, this....<br /><br /><br />(lets see where it goes) 

...completely empty wallet - get used to it.

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<br />Wow!  Sounds great!  Where can I get one?<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />(the next post should include at least one... "but wait! there's more!") <br />

<br /><br />but wait, these's more. if you call in the next hour, you will receive, absolutely free, this....<br /><br />(lets see where it goes)  <br />

<br /><br />Actually the girlfriend token is part of a combo item.  One girlfriend token, plus the 200 GP platinum ring token, plus 10,000 GP converts to a wife token.  Of course one wife token takes up all available token slots.<br /><br />Once a wife token is put in a slot, it cannot be removed except by a remove curse...NO BINIA...OUCH!  or so I've heard. =D<br /><br /><br />

You forgot one part of the combo - a Bless Scroll<br />

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<br />Wow!  Sounds great!  Where can I get one?<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />(the next post should include at least one... "but wait! there's more!") <br />

<br /><br />but wait, these's more. if you call in the next hour, you will receive, absolutely free, this....<br /><br />(lets see where it goes)  <br />

<br /><br />Actually the girlfriend token is part of a combo item.  One girlfriend token, plus the 200 GP platinum ring token, plus 10,000 GP converts to a wife token.  Of course one wife token takes up all available token slots.<br /><br />Once a wife token is put in a slot, it cannot be removed except by a remove curse...NO BINIA...OUCH!  or so I've heard. =D<br /><br /><br /><br />

<br /><br />You forgot that the wife token is immediately and irrevocably removed with the application of the Mistress Token.  The plus side is that your available token slots are freed up.  The minus side is that along with the removal of the wife token, you also lose half your current total number of tokens plus another 10,000gp worth of tokens to pay for the Lawyer Tokens, of which there are two.

Still, Mistress token sounds nice.  =D

Google . . . <br /><br /> www.links2love.com/buy_cute_friends_gift1.htm <br /><br />I also saw some similar tokens in a tourist store in Chicago's Navy Pier (a mall on the lake).  They said things like breakfast in bed, and such.  They wanted like $5 for each one.<br />

<br />Still, Mistress token sounds nice.  =D<br />

<br /><br />Sure... It's a great token.  A tad bit expensive though.