TOPIC: Confirmed Golden Tickets List

My cat never gives me presents... but then again, she's an inside cat.<br />If she sees an earwig or a spider, she does point them out so I can kill them or relocate them (respectively).<br />And she does give me kisses when she knows I'm sad...

And unless my demands are met and a golden ticket and half dozen cupcakes are delivered to me within the day, another 43 kittens will die.

henwy, stare into my eyes.  You will bring me prime rib and roasted chicken after you kill those pesky kittens.

I'd check for cat fur on that food before I eat it if I were you...

Henwy,<br /><br />If you rip the wings off a Fly, do you call it a Walk?

I want to know why 43?  Is that just the number of kittens henwy happens to have?<br />

<br />Henwy,<br /><br />If you rip the wings off a Fly, do you call it a Walk?<br />

<br />That was hilarious!

<br />I want to know why 43?  Is that just the number of kittens henwy happens to have?<br /><br />

<br /><br />I bet Henwy has had kittens more times than he can count!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />err... I hope that means the same thing in other parts of the country that it does here... <br /><br /><br />...has nothing to do with a goat comment made by Henwy a while ago....<br /><br />

<br />Henwy,<br /><br />If you rip the wings off a Fly, do you call it a Walk?<br />

<br /><br />I don't know about Henwy, but I think I'd call it a "Dead Fly".    Maybe that's just the engineer in me... 

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<br />Henwy,<br /><br />If you rip the wings off a Fly, do you call it a Walk?<br />

<br /><br />I don't know about Henwy, but I think I'd call it a "Dead Fly".    Maybe that's just the engineer in me...  <br />

<br /><br />Pfft...<br /><br />Clearly, Sir, you were a good little boy in your youth.  If you were not, you would know from practical experience that flies do not die when you pull their wings off.  They merely crawl around, becoming easy pray for any cats in the house.

Ew - that's mean!<br />

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<br /><br />I don't know about Henwy, but I think I'd call it a "Dead Fly".    Maybe that's just the engineer in me...  <br />

<br /><br />Pfft...<br /><br />Clearly, Sir, you were a good little boy in your youth.  If you were not, you would know from practical experience that flies do not die when you pull their wings off.  They merely crawl around, becoming easy pray for any cats in the house.<br />

<br /><br />Psst, Hey Graygan,<br />Brigand is a lady.