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TOPIC: Why is Heidi so protective of cats?

Why is Heidi so protective of cats? 13 years 11 months ago #1

It has puzzled me why the tavern crew is so protective of cats.  I'm just wondering if they are preparing to serve an Asian cuisine next year.  Maybe I have figured it out.  Take a look and let me know what you think.<br /><br /> humor.beecy.net/songs/chinesechicken/ <br /><br />Maybe the tavern wenches are not only in league with the Spider Cult but trying to subvert our dining habits, and are building up inventory.  Don't know about this one.<br /><br /><br /><br />Widseth
Author of The Brazen Serpent Chronicles--Talon of Light
and The Brazen Serpent Chronicles--The Caduceus
and The Brazen Serpent Cronicles--Dragon Kiln
and The Brazen Serpent Chronicles--Cenote Gate (in process)

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Re: Why is Heidi so protective of cats? 13 years 11 months ago #2

They've simply been duped by the great cat conspiracy, a mixture of brainwashing and PR. Every right thinking person knows that cats are demonic hellbeasts who need to be destroyed before they can bring about the end of the world.

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Re: Why is Heidi so protective of cats? 13 years 11 months ago #3

LOL<br /><br />Ok, that song is SOOOO bad on so many levels. <br /><br />When I lived in Hawaii, instead of ice cream trucks we had manapua trucks. (Manapua is a white steamed bun containing char-sui pork.) They sold everything from manapua and rice cakes to ice cream and cigarettes. The joke was that they really used cat instead of pork, so whenever we saw a dead cat on the road, we'd say "quick, call the manapua man".  :cool:
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Re: Why is Heidi so protective of cats? 13 years 11 months ago #4

Thought that might tickle your funny bone.  We have a lot of Vietnamese work for us.  One guy in particular--I'm told by others that there are not cats or dogs in his neighborhood.  When he sees a lost cat of dog sign, he just says, "They not coming back."<br /><br />I really love cats and dogs, but I couldn't resist.  Course when I say I love them--that could mean several things.<br /><br /><br />Widseth
Author of The Brazen Serpent Chronicles--Talon of Light
and The Brazen Serpent Chronicles--The Caduceus
and The Brazen Serpent Cronicles--Dragon Kiln
and The Brazen Serpent Chronicles--Cenote Gate (in process)

www.brazenserpentchronicles.com

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Re: Why is Heidi so protective of cats? 13 years 11 months ago #5

:lol:<br />Nothing like cat for dinner.<br />That's just gross. <br />But hilarious.  =D
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Re: Why is Heidi so protective of cats? 13 years 11 months ago #6

I knew this song sounded familiar.<br /> http://www.superlaugh.com/1/chowmein.swf
Noel<br />of Clan Smakdown<br /><br />With left hand firmly covering my eyes, a peal of thunder clapped from my wand as arcs of lightning cascade blindly from the tip.  I peek to see the Medusa dead from the blast slowly turning to dust herself.

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