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Re: Green Griffin Bard's Guild 13 years 3 weeks ago #13

<br />I played a bard this year.  When I began singing "The Sound of Music,"  I was asked if I did Hip Hop.  I'm thinking it was a ploy for me to stop singing.  LOL!<br />

<br /><br />Who asked you that?  I enjoyed your singing.  It was great having you along as our bard.  Thanks again for joining us!  =D

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Re: Green Griffin Bard's Guild 13 years 3 weeks ago #14

To all bards (here, there, and everywhere):<br /><br />I would be pleased to join a gaggle, nest, pod, raft, flock, bevy, wedge, scurry, trip, plague, covey, drove, romp, troop, litter, cackle, pack, string, passel, band, tribe, school, clutch, murder, herd, army, wake, brace, cete, swarm, or colony of Bards.  <br /><br />BUT I will not join a union or pay dues. My headband must suffice, because I will not wear a girly man hat with floofy feathers and act like those big brave fighters and barbarians who scream and cry like little children, cowering in the corner, when the shambling mound attacks, or who stand dumbstruck like statues when the medusa appears.  Don't you think statues look so ridiculous with drool frozen in granite cascading out of an open mouth that looks like Carlsbad caverns.<br /><br />By the way, Fritz, I would love to hear you sing "Sound of Music".  I have special words for that song.  I would share them with the gaggle, nest, pod, raft, flock, bevy, wedge, scurry, trip, plague, covey, drove, romp, troop, litter, cackle, pack, string, passel, band, tribe, school, clutch, murder, herd, army, wake, brace, cete, swarm, or colony of Bards.<br /><br />I will not join if Lionheart and Jammies and Fritz don't join.  If we're gonna do this we need some class, and they are class acts.<br /><br />Here we go:<br /><br />"Hang down ya head Jeff Martin<br />the Bards are gonna sing.<br />Hang down ya head Jeff Martin<br />The tavern's gonna get some bling."<br /><br /><br />Widseth
Author of The Brazen Serpent Chronicles--Talon of Light
and The Brazen Serpent Chronicles--The Caduceus
and The Brazen Serpent Cronicles--Dragon Kiln
and The Brazen Serpent Chronicles--Cenote Gate (in process)

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Re: Green Griffin Bard's Guild 13 years 3 weeks ago #15

<br />My headband must suffice, because I will not wear a girly man hat with floofy feathers...<br />

<br /><br />A headband will suffice, but all Very Fine Hats must be respected.

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Re: Green Griffin Bard's Guild 13 years 3 weeks ago #16

Fair enough.  All hats will be respected.<br /><br /><br />Widseth
Author of The Brazen Serpent Chronicles--Talon of Light
and The Brazen Serpent Chronicles--The Caduceus
and The Brazen Serpent Cronicles--Dragon Kiln
and The Brazen Serpent Chronicles--Cenote Gate (in process)

www.brazenserpentchronicles.com

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Re: Green Griffin Bard's Guild 13 years 3 weeks ago #17

<br />To all bards (here, there, and everywhere):<br />I would be pleased to join a gaggle, nest, pod, raft, flock, bevy, wedge, scurry, trip, plague, covey, drove, romp, troop, litter, cackle, pack, string, passel, band, tribe, school, clutch, murder, herd, army, wake, brace, cete, swarm, or colony of Bards.  <br />...<br />I will not join if Lionheart and Jammies and Fritz don't join.  If we're gonna do this we need some class, and they are class acts.<br />...<br />

<br /><br />Hee.  <br />Well, my dear Widseth... you are at least one third of the way a part of this group, as I would be very proud to join you and my fellow Bards!<br /><br />(And I also vote for "Gaggle")

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Re: Green Griffin Bard's Guild 13 years 3 weeks ago #18

Yes haha a gaggle! Ok it has grown on me and you don't need spiffy hats or anything. We take you as you are lol.
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Re: Green Griffin Bard's Guild 13 years 3 weeks ago #19

Can I just say I love the alliteration of that!<br />A Gaggle Of Green Gryphon Bards Gathered Together in a Tavern!
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Re: Green Griffin Bard's Guild 13 years 3 weeks ago #20

LOL!
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Re: Green Griffin Bard's Guild 13 years 3 weeks ago #21

<br />Can I just say I love the alliteration of that!<br />A Gaggle Of Green Gryphon Bards Gathered Together in a Tavern!<br />

<br /><br />I guess one of our first duties is to put a melody to that?

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Re: Green Griffin Bard's Guild 13 years 3 weeks ago #22

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<br />Well, we always need bards to entertain us as we are drinking our ales.  =D<br /><br /> The Green Griffin Guild of Ale Drinkers <br />

<br /><br />I thought that's what the wenches were for :angel8:<br />

<br /><br />The wenches are for Eye-Candy  =D

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Re: Green Griffin Bard's Guild 13 years 3 weeks ago #23

yuck. how can anyone eat candied eyeballs?  :puke:
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Re: Green Griffin Bard's Guild 13 years 3 weeks ago #24

<br />yuck. how can anyone eat candied eyeballs?  :puke:<br />

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