TOPIC: This is a thing that exists

My jaw nearly hit the floor when I saw that Dreamcrusher Perfume exists.


Have you ever run across a bizarre item that fit you or someone you know to a T?

Needs more teal.

Neat! They should owe you royalties on this.

SnakeEyes (Eric) wrote: Needs more teal.

True! But then again, what doesn't?

Now in addition to sounding like a dreamcrusher, an d looking like a dreamcrusher, you can smell like a dreamcrusher. That’s the final proof. Lol.

The scent description:


Scent notes: Sweet peach tea that's been left to steep a little too long with that edge of bitterness, like crushed dreams


is fantastic. I had no idea that's what crushed dreams were supposed to smell like.

"There are two types of people in this world: those who dream spectacularly big, and those who crush those dreams with fervor. Our owner and scent maven, Andrea, dreams big. Huge. Far, far too big at times. And sometimes, those dreams need to be crushed, and that’s where our lovely Lab Lady, Shannon, comes in. She’s the Dreamcrusher. She’s the one who tells Andrea, “No, we do not have time to create edible body glitter that doubles as a body glide and have it out by tomorrow, in six different scents/flavors; I have stuff to do!” It might sound harsh, but someone has to do it! Not all ideas are good ideas, and that’s where the dreamcrusher comes in. They don’t crush the good ideas, but they come down with a mighty fury on anything they know to be impossible or unfeasible. They’re the crushing, destructive, beautiful unicorns who keep us all in line when we try to dream too big. Dreamcrushers keep us grounded. Dreamcrushers keep us focused. We all need a beautiful, majestic Dreamcrusher in our lives. Maybe you’re the Dreamcrusher in your group. No matter what, we salute all of you wonderful people for crushing dreams in the classiest of ways."

Anyone know the salary range on Dreamcrusher roles?

Work remote with lots of PTO?

Druegar wrote: My jaw nearly hit the floor when I saw that Dreamcrusher Perfume exists.

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Have you ever run across a bizarre item that fit you or someone you know to a T?

it is based on a girl I dated for a short while in the early 80's

Druegar wrote:
Have you ever run across a bizarre item that fit you or someone you know to a T?

The one funko I'm not questioned about owning more than one of

Druegar wrote:

SnakeEyes (Eric) wrote: Needs more teal.

True! But then again, what doesn't?

Purple

A local brewery does a dream crusher IPA
And it’s a great beer too.