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I had to share this humor (but don't be eating while looking) 1 month 1 day ago #1

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I almost choked on my popcorn. So I had to share, though I hope now one chokes on food while they view.
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I had to share this humor (but don't be eating while looking) 1 month 1 day ago #2

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I don't get it?
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I had to share this humor (but don't be eating while looking) 1 month 1 day ago #3

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Xavon wrote: I don't get it?


Do you not know who Gordon Ramsey is?
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I had to share this humor (but don't be eating while looking) 1 month 1 day ago #4

It’s raaaaaaw.
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I had to share this humor (but don't be eating while looking) 1 month 1 day ago #5

Xavon wrote: I don't get it?


The pun comes from Ra vs. raw (as in serving undercooked food).

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I had to share this humor (but don't be eating while looking) 1 month 23 hours ago #6

Better killing jokes than killing customers in your restaurant because you mistake Ra for raw, amiright?

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I had to share this humor (but don't be eating while looking) 1 month 23 hours ago #7

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jedibcg wrote:

Xavon wrote: I don't get it?


Do you not know who Gordon Ramsey is?


Professional chef/celebrity/profanity and insult artist.

But I was not aware he regularly says "It's raw", nor did I equate raw and Ra.
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I had to share this humor (but don't be eating while looking) 1 month 13 hours ago #8

Sorry. I didn't even chuckle.
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I had to share this humor (but don't be eating while looking) 1 month 13 hours ago #9

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Xavon wrote: I don't get it?


The pun comes from Ra vs. raw (as in serving undercooked food).

Sorry, joke killing is kind of like my job, especially Jedi's


This appears to be a scene from Hell’s Kitchen, reality TV show like the Apprentice. The contestants, all experienced chefs, just had to to make dinners for actual guests. The number of times people would screw things up was amazing. The most common mistake was undercooking the food. GR would come positively unglued when someone sent him pink chicken. “It’s RAAAAW!!!” Because, you know, he didn’t want to kill any customers.

Early in the season he’d often just shut everything down out of frustration, then someone got fired.

We watched it every week. It was a riot. It always made me grateful I wasn’t working for the guy.
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I had to share this humor (but don't be eating while looking) 1 month 11 hours ago #10

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Xavon wrote:

jedibcg wrote:

Xavon wrote: I don't get it?


Do you not know who Gordon Ramsey is?


Professional chef/celebrity/profanity and insult artist.

But I was not aware he regularly says "It's raw", nor did I equate raw and Ra.


If there is one thing to do to piss him off it is to send him raw food. I do find it humorous that he seems such an ass with the folks in Hell's Kitchen, but can be such a humble almost charming guy in Master Chef Junior or Uncharted.
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I had to share this humor (but don't be eating while looking) 1 month 11 hours ago #11

Yep. Ramsay isn't actually an ass, he simply has a very low tolerance for idiots. It's just the nature of running a professional kitchen.

Remove him from that, and he actually *is* a humble, charming man who wants nothing more than for everyone to succeed.

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