TOPIC: La Fuga - True Dungeon on Steriods

It makes me think of those talk and type programs. I had it on one time and a bunch of people were talking. The stuff it rendered it as was soo far off base you couldn't help but laugh. It was soo random I had to save it.<br /><br />Here's just a paragraph from the thing for your amusement:<br /><br />Him in an opportunity to him as well I will always been thinking it’s a mall and a memory please take us to us ice to do so I’m sure this is no means less storehouse alarms and sounds and tomatoes are called aluminum and now a cash own it was to our shuttle a reading the new meaning that it is not leaving the vitamins we figured in size you know a few of a person who read as a reading them as well to us for a mass and was saddened and will show LCD monitor to the well I was retired or so I saw he went to a house in the program of the offer to so I can do something was her as you know him go in Tucson resource him so gathered and was the students mourning and Livingston is to him in a go for all I will do you that I thought he saw her and him out of Atlanta and addresses and consumers infringing time to cross I was right outside and staunch as you are in a wonderful as a citizen was reduced to him in the things you know they charge

<br />Babel fish says:<br />Alors, si vous voudrais, je puis inviter les personnes qui parle francais.   Je ne parle pas francais tres bien main il y a quel que chose quie je me souviens.<br /><br />Translates to:<br />Then, if you would like, I then to invite the people who speaks French. I do not speak very well French hand there is whatever thing quie I remember.<br /><br /><br />

<br /><br />Show off...  Ppppbbbblllltttt  <br /><br />

Hey, quit stealing my lines.

Actually, that translation is close.  I had some misspellings which threw it off.  <br /><br />At least it got the "I do not speak very well French" part. 

This is my first time posting, but hopefuly not my last. French is my first language, so if you have something to translate from and to english, I would be happy to provide. <br /><br />Technically, what Douglas said was : "So, if I wish, I can invite people who speak french. I don't speak french too well, hand their are some bits that I remember."<br /><br />Yes, hand instead of but. Who would know!

Hi Kaladhan, *checks to make sure I spelled that right*<br /><br />Welcome to the forums and thank you. woohoo, someone fluent, that beats a babelfish any day!<br />*smile* Again, welcome.

Welcome, Kaladhan! I love your avatar.  =D

<br /><br />Technically, what Douglas said was : "So, if I wish, I can invite people who speak french. I don't speak french too well, hand their are some bits that I remember."<br /><br />Yes, hand instead of but. Who would know!<br />

<br /><br />Bienvenue Kaladhan!  Your translation is almost exact.  "Alors, si vous voudrais" is "So, if you wish".  <br /><br />J'espère que vous trouvez les personnes ici sont serviable et l'information utile.<br /><br />

There's a rule in french about "if sentences" and "vous" (plural you, or technically the old english thou). Verbs following that don't take "r". The rule in french is "les scies (si) mangent les r". Or "the ifs eats the arrr".<br /><br />So it would be "Alors, si vous voulez".<br /><br />French is just full of exceptions.

Of course...Si vous voulez.  <br /><br />Like I said, I don't speak very well. 

So how do you say, Please don't squash the pixie, in french?<br />

Veuillez ne pas écraser la pixie.