TOPIC: Next Great GenCon Event Contest

Yep. And here are some variations from other crew members over the years.<br /><br />Julius Eaton - "Calm down dear boy. We're writers, not Vikings." - (DS9: "Far Beyond the Stars") <br />Crewman Kellin - "I'm sorry captain, but I'm an engineer, not a magician." - (DS9: "The Siege of AR-558") <br />Lieutenant Tom Paris - "I'm a pilot, Harry, not a doctor." - (VOY: "Message in a Bottle") <br />Mot - "I'm a barber, not a miracle worker."- (TNG: "Data's Day") <br />James T. Kirk - "I'm a soldier, not a diplomat."- (TOS: "Errand of Mercy") <br />The Doctor, referring to Deanna Troi - "She's a counselor, not an engineer." - (VOY: "Life Line") <br />The Doctor - "It's a Sickbay, not a conference room." - (VOY: "Caretaker") <br /><br />Dr McCoy's other famous line was "He's dead, Jim", or a variation thereof. Here's a list of times he said it. <br /><br />Crewman Green in The Man Trap <br />The Space Puppy in The Enemy Within <br />The Adult Creature in Miri <br />Doctor Adams in Dagger of the Mind <br />Captain Kirk in Amok Time <br />Scotty in The Changeling <br />Crewman Jackson in Catspaw <br />Scotty in I, Mudd <br />Lieutenant Galway in The Deadly Years <br />The Table Dancer in Wolf in the Fold <br />Lieutenant Tracey in Wolf in the Fold <br />Commissioner Hengist in Wolf in the Fold <br />Priestess Nona in A Private Little War <br />Captain Kirk in Return to Tomorrow <br />Professor Starnes in And the Children Shall Lead <br />Marvick in Is There in Truth No Beauty? <br />Ensign Chekov in Spectre of the Gun <br />The Old Man in For the World is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky <br />Murdered Scientist in The Lights of Zetar <br />

Hey, where's Scotty. "The shields can't take it!" and "Beam me up Scotty."<br />David (S.)

Best Scotty line: "I know this ship like the back of my hand" *BANG - THUD*

<br />Best Scotty line: "I know this ship like the back of my hand" *BANG - THUD*<br />

<br /><br />I, personally found that to possibly be the worst Star Trek moment EVER.  It was too cheap of a laugh for me.

Sorry to hear that - classic Dick VanDyke...always good for a laugh...even a cheap one.<br /><br />EDIT - and it has to beat...."There be wales here!"

I would say the worst episode that I have seen was one in which they land on a world which turns out to have had the exact same history as Earth except communism won during the cold war. I think it was the US constitution that they also had word for word.<br />Has anyone heard Leonard Nimoy sing a song about Bilbo Baggins? The wording went something like "Bilbo the bravest little hobbit of them all." It was in a video. They had these other people bouncing around that made it very strange.<br />David (S.)

<br />I would say the worst episode that I have seen was one in which they land on a world which turns out to have had the exact same history as Earth except communism won during the cold war. I think it was the US constitution that they also had word for word.<br />Has anyone heard Leonard Nimoy sing a song about Bilbo Baggins? The wording went something like "Bilbo the bravest little hobbit of them all." It was in a video. They had these other people bouncing around that made it very strange.<br />David (S.)<br />

<br /><br />I have the MP3 of Nimoy (and I think Shatner) singing that...quite funny actually.

Best Scotty line - "Damit Jim, I'm fixing it as fast as I can!"

Best Kirk to Scotty....something like:<br /><br />"I need warp speed in two minutes mister, or we're all dead."

Kirk:  Bones, this man is bleeding bad!<br />McCoy:  Damnit Jim! I'm a doctor, not a doct...oh, I'll get right on that."

Hmm,<br />May have to convince Brian to bring the ST blooper tape for late night cast viewing.<br /><br />Dave<br />

<br />Hmm,<br />May have to convince Brian to bring the ST blooper tape for late night cast viewing.<br /><br />Dave<br />

<br />YES!!! You must do this!!