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TOPIC: Guildy McGuildface's Story McStoreface

Guildy McGuildface's Story McStoreface 2 months 5 days ago #1

Guildy McGuildface has grown to the point where we have tokens we would like to sell or trade.

We will be at Gamehole Con, and can do in-person trades on Friday or Saturday (except when we're on runs). Otherwise, please add $5 shipping, unless we are both mailing items to each other or you're spending at least $200.

Some prices/trades may be a little higher than market value. We had planned to hold on to them, but wouldn't turn down a deal that helps us build up for future relics/legendaries.


Shaman's Greater Necklace $375 or 25,000 GP
Necklace of the Sneak $375 or 25,000 GP
Bead of the Lucky Traveler $200 or 13,500 GP


Shaman's Belt $105 or 7,000 GP
Shoes of the Sneak $105 or 7,000 GP
Charm of Quick Strike $105 or 7,000 GP
Medallion of Heroism $50 or 3,000 GP
Ray's Ring of Remembrance $50 or 3,000 GP
Greater Quicksilver Charm (2) $180, or 12,000 GP


Possible Trades
Our Wizard is looking for a Kilt of Barrelbane and/or Ring of Spell Storing. Any deal for the Necklace of the Sneak, Bead of the Lucky Traveler, Charm of Quick Strike, or Greater Quicksilver Charm could have the price reduced if you have one to offer in trade.

Our Druid is looking for a Kilt of Tavernbane. Any deal for the Shaman's Greater Necklace, Shaman's Belt, Ray's Ring of Remembrance, Medallion of Heroism, or Greater Quicksilver Charm could have the price reduced if you have one to offer.

Our Barbarian is looking for several Cloak of Shadowskin. Any deal for the Shoes of the Sneak could have the price reduced if you have one to offer.

The following items are available for delivery at GHC only, unless you're having something purchased above sent to you already.
Horn of Rally (5) $24 or 1600 GP each
Ioun Stone Amber Cube (1) $18 or 1200 GP
Ioun Stone Amber Sphere (2) $12 or 800 GP each
Ring of the Dire Boar (2) $15 or 1,000 GP each
Earcuff of Freedom (1) $15 or 1,000 GP
Bracelets of Blocking (4) $9 or 600 GP each
Bracelets of the Watcher (4) $6 or 400 GP each
Arcane Scroll Tube (1) $9 or 600 GP
Devilward Amulet (8) $9 or 600 GP each
Dragonward Amulet (10) $6 or 400 GP each
Flameguard Greaves (3) $9 or 600 GP each
Earcuff of Retort (4) $3 or 200 GP each
Ring of Iron Will (4) $3 or 200 GP each

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Guildy McGuildface's Story McStoreface 2 months 5 days ago #2

PM incoming for a smallish trade at Gamehole!

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Guildy McGuildface's Story McStoreface 2 months 5 days ago #3

Not gonna lie - was hoping to read a story here.

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Guildy McGuildface's Story McStoreface 2 months 5 days ago #4

OK, Matt, you asked for it.

There once was a collection of adventurers. It began with a Rogue and Druid, but soon grew to a full party of 10.

The tiniest/youngest among us, lead the way as the tanks (Paladin and Dwarf Fighter) because what monster wants to face the wrath of brilliant, strong teenage women? They also designed our shirts and named our guild.

The Barbarian is our quartermaster. She has a special rage for anyone who messes up her organizational process or misplaces tokens. Also for monsters.

The Rogue does Rogue things. He cries on 17s. The was supposed to be “crits” on 17’s, but I’m letting the autocorrect stand. He now carries a card to hand to the DMs explaining his tokens, thanks to his Barbarian wife. He also is easily distracted by shiny things.

The Ranger and Bard are married. The Ranger found a wish ring in a treasure box, which she used to get the Bard a legendary lute and a baby (2 months old). The wizard questions which one of those items is worth more. The baby is being trained to be our Monk.

The Druid likes to polymorph. Originally he was fighting with beer mugs and becoming a bear, which his daughters called the “Beer-in-stein Bear build”. Now he just goes fire elemental with his relic necklace.

Our Cleric and Elf Wizard have been on hiatus this year. We have been fortunate enough to have some wonderful clerics and other classes fill in.

That leaves me, the Wizard. I like to feel the pain of the monsters I destroy. Some would say I’m a Mad Evoker. I like to think I’m just Mad.

That’s our Story McStoreface.

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Guildy McGuildface's Story McStoreface 2 months 5 days ago #5

Huzzah! A fine story.

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Guildy McGuildface's Story McStoreface 2 months 5 days ago #6

I'm not gonna lie, that story needs to be made into a feature length movie or at least a 3min animated YouTube short. 11/10, would read again.
If you liked my room, my name is Steve. If you didn't like my room, my name is Hoolio

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Guildy McGuildface's Story McStoreface 2 months 5 days ago #7

In addition to getting loot, we have recently been known to hand out small treasures.
Sometimes edible, sometimes sticky.

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Guildy McGuildface's Story McStoreface 2 months 5 days ago #8

Chris Yurwitz wrote: OK, Matt, you asked for it.

There once was a collection of adventurers. It began with a Rogue and Druid, but soon grew to a full party of 10.

The tiniest/youngest among us, lead the way as the tanks (Paladin and Dwarf Fighter) because what monster wants to face the wrath of brilliant, strong teenage women? They also designed our shirts and named our guild.

The Barbarian is our quartermaster. She has a special rage for anyone who messes up her organizational process or misplaces tokens. Also for monsters.

The Rogue does Rogue things. He cries on 17s. The was supposed to be “crits” on 17’s, but I’m letting the autocorrect stand. He now carries a card to hand to the DMs explaining his tokens, thanks to his Barbarian wife. He also is easily distracted by shiny things.

The Ranger and Bard are married. The Ranger found a wish ring in a treasure box, which she used to get the Bard a legendary lute and a baby (2 months old). The wizard questions which one of those items is worth more. The baby is being trained to be our Monk.

The Druid likes to polymorph. Originally he was fighting with beer mugs and becoming a bear, which his daughters called the “Beer-in-stein Bear build”. Now he just goes fire elemental with his relic necklace.

Our Cleric and Elf Wizard have been on hiatus this year. We have been fortunate enough to have some wonderful clerics and other classes fill in.

That leaves me, the Wizard. I like to feel the pain of the monsters I destroy. Some would say I’m a Mad Evoker. I like to think I’m just Mad.

That’s our Story McStoreface.


100% awesome. Would read again.

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