TOPIC: trying to resist tempation to become a token maniac

For years I have had the resolve to withstand the lure to be a token maniac.  It is becoming increasingly more difficult.  CRAP!!!!!!!!

Hey Bro,<br /><br />I think its time to pull up another chair and call the latest meeting to session. 

Antnee, come to the token-side. It is your destiny...<br /><br />anyways if you buy a bunch we can trade.

Can we interest you in a T-shirt?<br /><br /><br />                [glow=purple,2,300]Got Purp?[/glow]

Resistance is Futile  =)

Come over to the token side... we even have cookies.  ooops my bad, its just a brown token from yester year.

<br />Come over to the token side... we even have cookies.  ooops my bad, its just a brown token from yester year.<br />

<br />I thought there was nilla waffers involved

mmmmmmmmmm forbidden nilla wafers... drooolllllll

You will be assimilated.<br />

<br />For years I have had the resolve to withstand the lure to be a token maniac.  It is becoming increasingly more difficult.  CRAP!!!!!!!!<br />

<br />Do it Ant....Do it.  I'll help...we can split a bunch so we get more purps...you know it's all about the purps.  (This is someone you know IRL...shouldn't be too hard to figure out)

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<br />For years I have had the resolve to withstand the lure to be a token maniac.  It is becoming increasingly more difficult.  CRAP!!!!!!!!<br />

<br />Do it Ant....Do it.  I'll help...we can split a bunch so we get more purps...you know it's all about the purps.  (This is someone you know IRL...shouldn't be too hard to figure out)<br />

<br /><br />PM sent

As a card holder in Tokenholic's anonymous, let me just offer some words of advice! <br /><br />Resisting to purchase tokens is not a crime, Should be but isn't.<br /><br />Allowing others to talk you into purchasing tokens, is not against the charter. In fact, we encourage it!<br /><br />If you truly do not want to purchase any tokens, be ashamed very very ashamed!<br /><br />If when all you do is dream of the one token you truly want, you are already a member. You just need to state it for all the other members to see!<br /><br />No you may not buy tokens, we put this one in the charter cause some people only do what they are not supposed to do.<br /><br />Large token orders will be rewarded via PURP!<br /><br />Small token orders will be rewarded with no less than one red!<br /><br />If none of these have helped you in the wonderful curse of the token please understand the following:<br /><br />If you are able to resist the urge to ppurchase even a small amount of tokens, or<br /><br />If you are not willing to tell the wife/husband "we can pay that bill next month, so i can order tokens this month!", or<br /><br />If when you read all the token trades taking place and you don't feel the urge to jump in and trade your first born off for a Purp that will complete the set.<br /><br />Then you are not a Tokenholic! Please seek Medical help as there is something truly wrong with you and only someone with a P.H.D. can help you!<br /><br /> <br />