TOPIC: Postings at the Tavern

****Public Notice****
Local Ads:

For Sale:

For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large
drawers.

Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.

For Sale -- Eight puppies from a German Shepherd and an Alaskan Hussy.

Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.

Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

Mt. Kili, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serene Lodge. Swim in
the lovely natural springs while you drink it all in.

Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of
women wear nothing else.

(Most have been taken straight from ads. Some slightly changed to fit setting like Kili instead of kilimangaro)

****Public Notice****
Local Ads

Wanted

Man wanted to work in construction and test of Seige Engines. Must be willing to travel.

Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.

Wanted: Hair cutter. Excellent growth potential.

Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.

3-year-old teacher needed for a private home. Experience preferred.

Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Medical and
salary.

Wanted. Widower with school age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.

(Most have been taken straight from ads. Some slightly changed to fit setting like seige engines instead of dynamite factory)

****Public Notice***
Local Ads

Lost

Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.

(Real ad)

****Public Notice****
Local Ads

Boar's Head Inn
Dinner Special -- Turkey 3cp; Chicken or Beef 4cp; Children 2cp.

Leola's Trading Post
Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too. Get everything you need here --unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.

CC's Chambermaids
Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.

Al's Used Armor
Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!

Child Care
Our experienced Mom will care of your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.

Illiterate? Write today for free help.

Terrie's
We will oil your weaving loom and adjust tension in your home for 1 CP!


Other:
Man, honest. Will take anything.

(real ads, some modified for setting)

**** Public Notice****

Public Nuisance:
Another madman has been seen roaming the streets lately. Claiming his party was attacked by some mysterious 'Invisible' enemies. Typical madman appearance: Scraggly beard, dirty, unkempt clothes and hair. Has been reported to grab people and yell at them about this supposed 'attack'. Has apparently lost all of his wits about him. Undetermined if he poses a threat, please exercise caution if sighted.

Wanted: Dirtdazzy
Crime: Filling up the public posting board with way too many notices.

I love all the posts. The more she (or the rest of you write) the fewer I have to come up with. Keep them coming. I still have about a square foot to fill.

Sorry
Was just trying to help.
Will shut up, *meeps off*

Sorry
Was just trying to help.
Will shut up, *meeps off*

Sorry ???
I think the rest of us are just pissed we aren't as creative, keep 'em coming

Dave

I'll give this a shot, don't know how good it will be but here goes.


:::WANTED:::

Adventuring group to map out a nearby cave area. Come to the Fiery Dragon Inn and ask for Nagaso. Come prepared with gear and rations. Could be inside a good while. Pay is good for any survivo.....returnees.

Okay, after that flurry I had to do some serious transcribing (translate cut/paste.) I'm caught up, so who has more.

Missing:

1 lost Drow goddess of spiders!

Answers to the name of Lolth and snugglebunny.
Last seen in the vicinity of the Demonweb Pits.

Will be granted the REWARD of unending servitude if found!

If you have any information please see Mindra Hun'rae at 42 Magrathea Way, Menzoberranzan, Toril.