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Postings at the Tavern 16 years 2 months ago #13

Found:

Curious three legged dog of undetermined breed. Age unknown. Description: Medium build, wire haired, has expensive looking collar and tastes! Found about a 1/2 mile off the Mirkwood forest trail. Hoping for reward and reimbursement of lost dinner.

-Bill 'Murky Skies' Handal
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Postings at the Tavern 16 years 2 months ago #14

Traveling Performers

***This week only***

Come see our rare and exotic show from lands of the far east. Our Fire eaters will make you gasp. Our Contortionists will make you cry 'Cleric!'. Our Knife Thrower will make you cringe*. Dazzling fireworks, trained horses, dancing beauties and so much more await you . . .
Just look for the brightly colored tents with banners and flags.


* Due to the shakes, the seating area behind the target will be kept clear.
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Postings at the Tavern 16 years 2 months ago #15

Available for Rent:

Ed's Trained Animals:
Cats for rents. Find out why they're really called cat burglars.
Dogs for rent. They have uses besides pulling sleds through the snow. Find out why they are man's bestfriend.
Ferrits for rent. They really know how to ferrit out information.
Horses for rent. A Horse is a horse, of course of course. And no one can to talk to a horse of course, that is unless of course the horse is one trained by Ed.
Pack Mules for rent. Four on the floor, all leather exterior, runs on oats, be wary not to step in exhaust.
Ask about group discounts!
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Postings at the Tavern 16 years 2 months ago #16

Evil Minion Looking For Work.

Experience in:
Handling Simple Weapons.
Dispatching bumbling idiots.
Inflicting or enduring torture.
Playing Harp.
Small group management.
Township raiding and burning.
Taking captives and stealing cattle.
Macrame.
Tattooing.
Evil glaring and sneering.

References furnished upon request. See EM Union Group 265 and ask for Ethyl.
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Postings at the Tavern 16 years 2 months ago #17

Cursed?
Poisoned?
Burned?
Stabbed?

Don't let a messy separation from your mate be the death of you! Our well trained 'assossiates', may be just the ones to 'cease' hostilities. Negotiation 'Experts' who really know how to 'bury the hatchet'.
500GP could cost you less than half your possessions.

Arbitrators currently Available.
William 'Snake" Ian DeGrasse'
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Postings at the Tavern 16 years 2 months ago #18

Wanted for outright defiance and disruption of The Brotherhood.
Rodarin of Sleepy Hollow, sworn enemy of The Brotherhood, member of the Association of Hunters fOr Large Exotic Species.
Last seen in Sleepy Hollow to the north and is often seen in the company of Twyla, of the Day and Serena the Sorceress.

A 50,000 gold piece reward will be given to anyone killing and dismembering Rodarin.
25,000 gold if brought in alive.
10,000 gold for the capture of either of his companions
5,000 gold for the killing and dismembering of his companions

Bring ALL body parts to local Brotherhood thieves guild to collect reward.
OK, I have a plan . . .

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Postings at the Tavern 16 years 2 months ago #19

Martin's Shambles
'The best Butcher on the block'

***Special of the Week***
Fish!
Fresh Fish!
We leave the eyes in, so they will see you through the week!
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Postings at the Tavern 16 years 2 months ago #20

Can't breathe?
Feel all tied up?
Got a bone to pick?

Then you probably have a ill fitted corset! Shawna's are the most comfortable fitting corsets you will find over hill and dale. Act now, and they will be half off! Who can resist that bargain! Only at Shawna's
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Postings at the Tavern 16 years 2 months ago #21

Going out of Business!
After 80 years of professional Guiding. Wilbur and Wendel Wright are retiring. Yes the Wright Brothers, famous for their exploits are retiring.
All Equipment must be sold. Whether a collector or bargain hunter you will not want to miss this sale!
Everything Must Go!
Your opportunity to get the Laterns that explored through the East Caves of Illandra with the famous Lord Ackenbar.
The 30 foot charmed rope from India known to reach heights of 40 feet!
Wilbur's personal Cloak of Courage! Complete with its three whiskey flasks, discreetly hidden among the many folds.
Take the Opportunity Now! Cause you can't go wrong with a Wright!
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Postings at the Tavern 16 years 2 months ago #22

This Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!

The largest Outdoor Tournament you will Ever See!*
Words can't describe, so we won' tryt. Just be there! This Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!

*Except for the blind. And be wary of flying debris, event planners assume no responsibility if you loose an eye, or more.
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Postings at the Tavern 16 years 2 months ago #23

***Public Notice***

Hear Ye! Hear Ye!

Be wary and on the lookout for the following:

Theif:
Many reports of a Pickpocket in as of recent days. Only memorable thing was that the thief liked to whistle the tune 'Picadilly Billy Boy'. Watch yer jewelery and yer coin purse.


Summoner:
Disturbing reports of such sightngs as, giant spiders, skeletons and a duck. Be wary when traveling alone. Attempt to stay on main roads if possible.


Animal Packs:
Reports of a pack of wild dogs have been sighted recently. Please keep youngin's indoors after dark. And supervise them when out in the early morn. Huntin parties being accepted to handle latest disturbance. Reward of 20 GP per carcass. 35 GP for Pack Leader, Markings are of a speckled grey, left ear has a noticable section torn off.

Consider yerself warned!
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Postings at the Tavern 16 years 2 months ago #24

Marigold's Surplus Supplies

Short on Shurikens?
Need 'nother Needle?
Perhaps possibly purchasing a Pick?
Hankering for a Halberd?
Fancy a Flail?
Caught without a Cot?
Wantin' a Waterskin?
Lost a Lantern?

Reasonable prices, vast inventory, conviently located across from the Welcoming Wench Inn. Rest up, and then when yer ready to pack up, head on over for all yer supplies.
Cause at Marigold's ye can get a lot, of what ye ain't got!
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