TOPIC: What's your new name?. . . .

We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

Here is your pixie prescribed dose of humor...

Follow the instructions to find your new name, and then please post it so we can all enjoy a chuckle. *smiles*

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to
assume new names...

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice



Remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.
Stay nine years old at heart, it'll do wonders for you.
So says Dinky Chickentush.
And if that name doesn't make you laugh, Nothing will!

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Kevin and I are Mr. and Mrs. Sneezy (him) and Dorky (me) Chickenbreath

Ahhh, Mr. and Mrs. Chickenbreath,
Always good to meet another Chicken!
In case you didn't catch it I'm Dinky Chickentush.
*little laugh*
Hey us chickens gotta stick together. hehehehehe.
Any other chickens out there?

Sneezy Chickenhiney

Hey you must be one of my cousins!

Hello,

I'm Crusty Chuckleface!

Hiya Crusty,

Do you mind if I call you Crusty?
Oh and please don't call me Ms. Chickentush. My mom is Ms. Chickentush. Just call me Dinky.

heheheheehhehe

well i got sloopy frickenbrains. grins fits the way i feel right now

heehehehehe my aunt and uncle are Dorfus and Doombah Gizzardbrains. ehhehehe.

Its all silly fun. *smiles*

Just call me, Dipsy Bucklesprinkles.

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Hi Dipsy, and welcome!

Snickle Pottybrains? I feel so... dirty!