This is an auction for an 8K Super Condensed. Up front disclosure: I will be "keeping" the Golden Ticket. I know...I know...I just want Catherine to experience it once. I will supply my own augments for what I feel is fair value.
Any Grunnel-provided augments are not used (intentionally) to offset the GT but to help fund the auction (and get people some cool props!)
Auction Tracker:
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/11cvEsSNB2_iYEakocYruTQCVkrYDlhircBZBMu5haIA/edit?usp=sharing
-=[ Auction Duration ]=-
Auction Start: 1/29/2026 7:00 AM ET
Auction End: 2/19/2026 11:59 PM ET
-=[ Funding Goal ]=-
Funding Total: FUNDED!
If the auction does not fund in its entirety by 11:59PM ET on 2/19/2026, I reserve the right to cancel the auction, extend, or cover the difference to ensure the auction funds (I'll probably lean towards covering the gap to help everyone out).
The auction ends at the auction deadline or when the auction hits $8,000. Any amount over $8,000 will go towards shipping products (mailers, tape, etc.).
-=[Augments]=-
Augments will be used to help offset the cost of the Golden Ticket and anything Grunnel is gracious enough to offer up to the players to assist with funding. The augments from the last auction I ran were awesome though, so if they are offered, you should bid on them!
Augments will be released over the weeks. The higher ticket stuff will be available first, so get those bids in to try to snag a deal!
+2 Keen Slayer Bow (Relic, 2014) - Starting @ $250
Amulet of Noble Might (Relic, 2021) - RESERVE MET!
Skull of Batterak (5x Golden Fleece, 2024) - RESERVE MET!
Necklace of the Sneak (Relic, 2019)
Greater Eye Patch of the Aesir #1
Greater Eye Patch of the Aesir #2
Mark of the 2nd Tenet
Ring of the 2nd Circle #1
Ring of the 2nd Circle #2
3* and 4* sets #1 (each set contains a Hat of the Lucky Pirate, Crown of the Tavern, Ring of the Dire Ram, and Shirt of Modest Luck)
3* and 4* sets #2 (each set contains a Hat of the Lucky Pirate, Crown of the Tavern, Ring of the Dire Ram, and Shirt of Modest Luck)
3* and 4* sets #3 (each set contains a Hat of the Lucky Pirate, Crown of the Tavern, Ring of the Dire Ram, and Shirt of Modest Luck)
Grunnel Augments:
Sack of 5 Potatoes - Set 1 (collect 10 and do some stuff at GenCon)
Sack of 5 Potatoes - Set 2 (collect 10 and do some stuff at GenCon)
Troy's Zombie Swatter
The
best, no the
greatest, no the
perfect, no the fanciest ankh from the next to last pedestal in Golden Obelisk
Trippy Hippy Odin Disco Crazy Poster of Doom
Tabor's Onyx Dagger - "I'm guessing it'll come with a spicy bonus"
+2 Pointy Stick (with Alesiev's Grunnel's +2 Pointy Stick)
-=[Reserve Amounts]=-
3 Items have reserve amounts: +2 Keen Slayer Bow, Amulet of Noble Might, and Skull of Batterak. They are listed in the auction tracker with "Reserve" listed as the bidder. If you bid the reserve amount, the Bidder column will be updated to your alias.
Reserve is essentially the price I value those items at and will pay it to keep them.
-=[ Bidding Rules]=-
Auction will be specific-item bids (ebay style). Meaning, you tell me which item and item number you are bidding on. This is to alleviate any confusion (mostly on my part).
Example Bid:
"I would like to bid $1000 on PYP #10"
"I bid $50 on 1K GP Gold Bars #2, #9, #15"
"I bid $5 on each 1K GP Gold Bar" (I will read this as 1-45)
"I bid $7 on any 3 AP 10x" (I will see which ones you beat and apply the maximum bid to that item - but only increasing the current bid by the amount that takes over the item)
Minimum bid increments are as follows:
< $10: $.50 bid increment
$10 <= X > $50: $1 bid increment
>= $50: $5 bid increment
Bids accepted via Forum PM or Discord DM.
In the event of a tie, the person who bid first wins the item!
-=[ Payment Info ]=-
When/If the auction funds, winners will be notified by Forum PM or Discord DM. Once notified, 48 hours will be given to provide payment.
Shipping to CONUS will be $10 and will be sent with tracking. Insurance is extra! If you want insurance, you will need to notify me and I will calculate the cost and provide the breakdown. Shipping will be through PirateShip.
If you are going to RingCon, save on shipping and I'll deliver at RingCon! Just let me know via a message when I confirm winnings.
For any items not paid for by the end of the 48 hours, I reserve the right to cover the item myself and keep the item, or offer the item to the 2nd place bidder for that item, or close the auction determining it as "unfunded" (if the cost to cover is too high for me).
-=[ Auction Tracking ]=-
For ease of format and readability, auction bids will be displayed here:
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/11cvEsSNB2_iYEakocYruTQCVkrYDlhircBZBMu5haIA/edit?usp=sharing
I will try to update it regularly (at least twice a day), but I will use the Announcement at the top to keep people updated of anything important.
-=[ Disputes ]=-
If a situation arises where I misinterpret a bid, or you feel I have made an error, please feel free to reach out. I provide this auction purely as a service to the TD Players and am not trying to manipulate markets, show favoritism, etc. Just please be patient/respectful with me and I'll do everything in my power to fix any issues.
