TOPIC: Guildy McGuildface's Story McStoreface

Guildy McGuildface has grown to the point where we have tokens we would like to sell or trade. The Barbarian, Druid, and Wizard all of items to sell. Since the Barbarian keeps all our tokens, we're combining our stores into one guild store.

Note: Additional edits probable, including possible price updates and/or additions. Last updated 9/26/2022 (Wizard Sale).

Please add $5 shipping, unless we are both mailing items to each other or you're spending at least $150.

Some prices/trades may be a little higher than market value. We had planned to hold on to them, but wouldn't turn down a deal that helps us build up our relics/legendaries.

We would accept GP at $0.015 per GP or better instead of cash.

Barbarian's Bargains
Blessed Redoubt Mail $300
+3 Holy Avenger $300
Shoes of the Sneak $100
+2 Death Flail $85
Pantaloons of the Deeperdark (2) $80
Boots of the Underdark $145
+1 Mighty Shortbow $110

Druid's Deals
Shaman's Greater Necklace $375
Shaman's Belt $105
Ray's Ring of Remembrance $50
Greater Quicksilver Charm $180

Wizard's Wonders **New Prices and New Items 9/26/2022**
Kilt of Dungeonbane $375 *possible trade pending
Necklace of the Sneak $250
Bead of the Lucky Traveler $150 *possible trade pending
Pendant of the Yew $200
Pants of the Panther $50
IS Fluorite Cube $55
Charm of the Faerie $100
IS Mystic Orb $125
Charming Crown $175
+2 Flaming Blade $80
IS Golden Nugget $150 *possible trade pending
6th Tooth of Cavadar $40
Small Silver Sprocket (5 of 40) $20
Large Silver Gear (13 of 40) $20
Small Silver Gear (17 of 40) $20
Mithral Spring (27 of 40) $20
Winding Key (31 of 40) $20
Tension Regulator (35 of 40) $20
CURSED Mirror of Pride $15
CURSED Fork of Gluttony $15

Wizard is interested in trades of the above for:
Charm Bracelets/Greater Charm Bracelets *possible trade pending
Ring of Havoc/Greater Ring of Havoc *possible trade pending
Charm of Spell Storing *possible trade pending
Shirt of the Nimble
Shirt of the Imbiber

Wizard also has Charming set (Crown, Ring, and IS Cabochon) and Mage Medallion he may be willing to part with for generous offers or trades of high value.


Other Odds and Ends
2nd, 3rd, & 7th Charms of Transmorph $15 each
Full set of Relic Recipe Fragments (3) $75 per set
Full set of 2019 Monster Bits (3) $80 per set
Lenses of the Owl (7) $4
Horn of Rally (5) $24
Ioun Stone Amber Sphere (2) $12
Ring of the Dire Boar (2) $15
Earcuff of Freedom (1) $15
Bracelets of Blocking (4) $9
Bracelets of the Watcher (4) $6
Arcane Scroll Tube (1) $9
Devilward Amulet (8) $9
Dragonward Amulet (10) $6
Flameguard Greaves (3) $9
Earcuff of Retort (4) $3
Ring of Iron Will (4) $3

PM incoming for a smallish trade at Gamehole!

Not gonna lie - was hoping to read a story here.

OK, Matt, you asked for it.

There once was a collection of adventurers. It began with a Rogue and Druid, but soon grew to a full party of 10.

The tiniest/youngest among us, lead the way as the tanks (Paladin and Dwarf Fighter) because what monster wants to face the wrath of brilliant, strong teenage women? They also designed our shirts and named our guild.

The Barbarian is our quartermaster. She has a special rage for anyone who messes up her organizational process or misplaces tokens. Also for monsters.

The Rogue does Rogue things. He cries on 17s. The was supposed to be “crits” on 17’s, but I’m letting the autocorrect stand. He now carries a card to hand to the DMs explaining his tokens, thanks to his Barbarian wife. He also is easily distracted by shiny things.

The Ranger and Bard are married. The Ranger found a wish ring in a treasure box, which she used to get the Bard a legendary lute and a baby (2 months old). The wizard questions which one of those items is worth more. The baby is being trained to be our Monk.

The Druid likes to polymorph. Originally he was fighting with beer mugs and becoming a bear, which his daughters called the “Beer-in-stein Bear build”. Now he just goes fire elemental with his relic necklace.

Our Cleric and Elf Wizard have been on hiatus this year. We have been fortunate enough to have some wonderful clerics and other classes fill in.

That leaves me, the Wizard. I like to feel the pain of the monsters I destroy. Some would say I’m a Mad Evoker. I like to think I’m just Mad.

That’s our Story McStoreface.

Huzzah! A fine story.

I'm not gonna lie, that story needs to be made into a feature length movie or at least a 3min animated YouTube short. 11/10, would read again.

In addition to getting loot, we have recently been known to hand out small treasures.
Sometimes edible, sometimes sticky.

Chris Yurwitz wrote: OK, Matt, you asked for it.

There once was a collection of adventurers. It began with a Rogue and Druid, but soon grew to a full party of 10.

The tiniest/youngest among us, lead the way as the tanks (Paladin and Dwarf Fighter) because what monster wants to face the wrath of brilliant, strong teenage women? They also designed our shirts and named our guild.

The Barbarian is our quartermaster. She has a special rage for anyone who messes up her organizational process or misplaces tokens. Also for monsters.

The Rogue does Rogue things. He cries on 17s. The was supposed to be “crits” on 17’s, but I’m letting the autocorrect stand. He now carries a card to hand to the DMs explaining his tokens, thanks to his Barbarian wife. He also is easily distracted by shiny things.

The Ranger and Bard are married. The Ranger found a wish ring in a treasure box, which she used to get the Bard a legendary lute and a baby (2 months old). The wizard questions which one of those items is worth more. The baby is being trained to be our Monk.

The Druid likes to polymorph. Originally he was fighting with beer mugs and becoming a bear, which his daughters called the “Beer-in-stein Bear build”. Now he just goes fire elemental with his relic necklace.

Our Cleric and Elf Wizard have been on hiatus this year. We have been fortunate enough to have some wonderful clerics and other classes fill in.

That leaves me, the Wizard. I like to feel the pain of the monsters I destroy. Some would say I’m a Mad Evoker. I like to think I’m just Mad.

That’s our Story McStoreface.

100% awesome. Would read again.

Edits to first post to reflect additional 2020 goods for sale. If you reach out us, one of me, Jason, or Belinda will get back to you.

Lowered some prices and added a +1 Mighty Short Bow to the Barbarian store.

I loved the story. Very creative and a fun group for sure.

PM sent!