I can see it now...<br /><br />"Ah, Salaam and good evening to you worthy friend. Please, please, come closer--(Person stands on top of his feet) Too close, a little too close. (Person backs up a bit) <br /><br />There. Welcome to True Dungeon. Game of mystery, of enchantment...and the finest tokens this side of Indianapolis, on sale today, come on down! Heh, heh. <br /><br />Look at this! Yes! Combination token and weapon, also purple. Will not lose combats! (slides token on table) Will not! (it falls off the back of the table) It lost! Ooohhh! Look at this! (pulls out a Bone Scroll Case token) I have never seen one of these intact before. This is the famous Bone Scroll Case. Listen. (opens it and he makes the tupperware squeaky sound out of the corner of his mouth) Ah, still good. Wait, don't go! <br /><br />I can see that you're only interested in the exceptionally rare. I think then, you would be most rewarded to consider...this. (pulls a common token out from his sleeve) Do not be fooled by its common place appearance. Like so many tokens, it is not what color it is, but how it is used that counts. This is no ordinary token! It once changed the course of a young man's life. A young man who, like this token, was more than what he seemed. A Wil Wheaton in the rough. Perhaps you would like to hear the tale? It begins on a dark night, where a dark man waits, with a dark purpose..."<br />