TOPIC: Sloof Lirpa

In 1683 a great Canadian explorer left Toronto at the tender age of 81. He traveled far and wide across Canada making many important discoveries. Sloof was very curious and was willing to go into territories that other would not dare. His most well known discoveries were the River of Hahawa and the Aggs Trail. As he traveled around the country he met many interesting people, such as Joe Kes. Joe Kes became a traveling companion of Sloof and the two were soon met with either groans or applause everywhere they went. They became trouble shooters who could do things that others were often too scared to do. One of the things that Sloof was personally known for was the fact that despite never having married he fathered a great many children. The most famous one being Pran Kester. She was born to him by a Native woman and decided to strike out on her own. Despite this Sloof Lirpa is still more well known than Pran Kester having had a day named after him but many still whisper or shout her name. <br /><br />For those of you who caught on to the joke right away kudos to you. For everyone else just spell Sloof Lirpa backwards.<br /><br />Oh and all of this is true. You can ask my seven grade Social Studies teacher who made us write out all of Sloof's history. Come to think of it he did tell us about him on this very day too!

as I recall wasn't Sloof known to rush into situations?

<br />as I recall wasn't Sloof known to rush into situations?<br />

<br /><br />Yup, where slegna fear to tread.<br />

well Sloof is favored by a deity.. (perhaps several)