TOPIC: Token Development Drinking Game!

LOL! Excellent post!

If anyone plays this there is going to be a lot more tickets available at all cons as many would die from alcohol poisoning...lol.

Well, to be fair, there's no time limit in the rules. So.. read one post an hour?

Matt Goodman wrote: Well, to be fair, there's no time limit in the rules. So.. read one post an hour?

There is enough is some post that would have you drink enough to be drunk for several hours...lol. If you with 1 post an hour back when the first post started, you still might be drunk come Gen Con...lol.

Honestly sticking to just the first 2 items on this list could probably kill someone.

Raven wrote: Very tongue-in-cheek of course, but I figured we're all gamers... we could bash out a set of rules for the next time Jeff & co. (or us forumites playing along at home!) need to get very sloshed during Token Development season.

The Token Development Drinking Game!

1) Get yourself a big bottle of your favorite poison.

2) Take a drink every time:

* You see "Power Creep!" with the exclamation mark! at the end!
* Someone says "I'd rather we just had a straight up reprint of _______"
* Someone tries to make their point by saying "Well, that's $250 I'll save by not getting this PYP!"
* Jeff's name is used as a trump card in someone's argument (ie: "Well, Jeff can decide if he thinks this is a good idea.")
* Anyone who plays Monk asks if this new weapon can be FoB compatible.
* A person posts the same question across multiple threads
* Anytime the quote level gets more than 10 deep.
* "Agree to Disagree" comes up
* When someone starts their post with "I couldn't be bothered to read the previous X pages..." (Hey, I get ya.)
* When Druegar crushes someone's dreams.
* When someone writes a thesis-level post with statistics and/or graphs trying to support their position.
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3) See how far you can get reading the Token Dev threads before your eyes cross and/or you fall out of your chair.

4) No. Do not reply to the thread while drunk. Please. No.

5) Go drink some water. Good. Now drink some more. More than that. Excellent. Now go to bed. It's past 1 am.

Good Luck!

The advantage of this approach is we'd all be so drunk way before the end of the first round of reviews, we'd all be passed out and Jeff could just go forward with his designs without any more rounds of reviews. I'm sure there are many posts (mine included) that would require multiple drinks for the one post!

Hmmm... maybe fewer people would die if we had them get a bottle of liquor in step one instead of a bottle of poison?

Fiddy wrote: Hmmm... maybe fewer people would die if we had them get a bottle of liquor in step one instead of a bottle of poison?

lol maybe but I don't know how many fewer...lol.

Mike Steele wrote: ... we'd all be passed out and Jeff could just go forward with his designs without any more rounds of reviews.

You're assuming Jeff is not playing the game as well. If he were, there may well be more creative alterations after the first round of review.

Cliff wrote:

Mike Steele wrote: ... we'd all be passed out and Jeff could just go forward with his designs without any more rounds of reviews.

You're assuming Jeff is not playing the game as well. If he were, there may well be more creative alterations after the first round of review.

If Jeff is playing I am predicting 34 UR's. At least 6 of them have the name of "Steve."

someone brings up spell casters not getting any love

lazlo_hollyfeld1985 wrote: someone brings up spell casters not getting any love

someone bring class X isn't getting love.