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How big is Your woodie? 14 years 8 months ago #1

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<br />I recently traded for an old wooden token. An '06 rare. <br />As soon as I took it out of the popping envelope I saw that it was a bit small, and oddly shaped. It was oval and even the long side was smaller than the common woodie. Now it doesn't bother me to have a small woodie, not at all. But then I got to thinking, perhaps the smallest woodie out there might be a little more sought after, because it was unusual. Or maybe an uncommonly large one might be more...collectable. How about one with a blemish in an interesting spot? Or one shaped like Elvis? <br />Mine measures 1.399" along the smallest axis and 1.4365 on the longer one. (Measured with an L.S. Starret 1" - 2" outside micrometer.)<br />Is this extreme? Or just run of the mill?<br />How about it? Got an odd woodie? Let us hear about it, you might be able to turn a nickel.<br /><br />
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Re: How big is Your woodie? 14 years 8 months ago #2

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Run of the mill as anyone who has ever tried to fit woodies into those plastic sleeves know. The sizes (and even teh shape somewhat) vary hugely.

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Re: How big is Your woodie? 14 years 8 months ago #3

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<br />Well, what might the extremes be?
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Re: How big is Your woodie? 14 years 8 months ago #4

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I've had a woodie half the size of the others. A little larger than the size of a quarter.

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Re: How big is Your woodie? 14 years 8 months ago #5

<br />Takes a brave man to admit that...<br /><br />

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Re: How big is Your woodie? 14 years 8 months ago #6

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I said 'had'. Thanks to enzyte, I now have to walk pushing a wheelbarrow in front of me.

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Re: How big is Your woodie? 14 years 8 months ago #7

Didint you read the warning, if that happens for 4 or more hours you should see the doctor?  looks like you aren't making it to gen con this year.  sad day

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Re: How big is Your woodie? 14 years 8 months ago #9

Actually, if I'm not mistaken, enzyte doesn't have that warning, since it's not for impotence (despite marketing to the contrary.)  <br /><br />Not to mention that it's been found to have quite the opposite effect due to zinc poisoning, with many different criminal court cases dealing with various types of fraud.  <br /><br />If he had to push a wheelbarrow in front of him from Enzyte, it'd be for a horribly distended stomach from the severe gas, urine retention, cramps and other intestinal woes.  Not to mention the vomiting...
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Re: How big is Your woodie? 14 years 8 months ago #10

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Are you sure you're not an aspy?

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Re: How big is Your woodie? 14 years 8 months ago #11

Quite.  I do, however, have extremely low latent inhibition, so it's quite understandable that one who might be unfamiliar with neuropsychology and the concepts contained within that field might confuse the two.
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Re: How big is Your woodie? 14 years 8 months ago #12

<br /> :jacked:<br /><br />Sorry Molda, jacked your thread AND got'em going all in one post.  And now I've got to go wiki 'aspy'.  I need to get out more...<br /><br />

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