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More Interesting Headlines of the Day 18 years 8 months ago #1

* Due to lack of budget, Russia's space program will pretend that its going to Mars

* Arab Assassin raps about 9/11 and committing terrorism then wonders why he's being fired as a baggage screener at a Houston Airport

* Apple sales surge 75 percent on strength of iPod. They sold some other things too, but no one is sure what they are

* Members of bankrupt Enron board vote themselves retroactive payraises that are double to five times their annual pay

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More Interesting Headlines of the Day 18 years 8 months ago #2

To quote a character from The Terrible Thunder Lizards, 'When Does The Hurting Stop?"
*feels braincells die after reading those*

Doesn't everyone quote things from EEK! The Cat?
'Whenever I feel blue, I remind myself to breathe again.'

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More Interesting Headlines of the Day 18 years 8 months ago #3

Another one...


* Congress Takes Costly Trip to See Shuttle. They're not rocket scientists, but they did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night

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More Interesting Headlines of the Day 18 years 8 months ago #4

Kumbaya, someone else thats remembers Eek the Cat!
Except for Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, War Has Never Solved Anything.

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More Interesting Headlines of the Day 18 years 8 months ago #5

I also can recite the theme song to Scooby Doo, Tom Slick and Super Chicken! As well as most any of the cartoons from the Disney Afternoon. *little laugh* I shall never be able to forget EEK The Cat! My initials were supposed to be EEK when I was born, thank goodness for parents changing their mind on names, hehehehe.
'Whenever I feel blue, I remind myself to breathe again.'

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More Interesting Headlines of the Day 18 years 8 months ago #6

Nasa has prepared a preemptive strike in fast forwarding to the conclusion of War of the Worlds.


I didn't do it.

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More Interesting Headlines of the Day 18 years 8 months ago #7

It wasn't me either!!!!

By the by,
How do you hide the link like that? I know how to do that in HTML. But not with the forum tags.
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More Interesting Headlines of the Day 18 years 8 months ago #8

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Nasa has prepared a preemptive strike in fast forwarding to the conclusion of War of the Worlds.

I didn't do it.



Ack! :shock:

It wasn't me, I promise!

8)
"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use." - Galileo Galilei

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More Interesting Headlines of the Day 18 years 8 months ago #9

Uhuh, sure sure, we've heard that before. And I'm sure that there won't be any chemical residue from your tests to see if the tokens could endure being ran over by a rover as well. How many times do I have to tell you its not an RC for you to play with, those are down at the hobby shop. :P Just playing. *flits off before I get something thrown at me*
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More Interesting Headlines of the Day 18 years 8 months ago #10

The magic of shortening the url is...


{url=www.whatever.com}Insert some test here{/url}



Just replace the "{}"s with brackets "[]"

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More Interesting Headlines of the Day 18 years 8 months ago #11

* Bad: crashing into another car. Worse: the other car was parked. Ridiculous: the parked car was actually a dishwasher

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More Interesting Headlines of the Day 18 years 8 months ago #12

Woohoo, many thanks Zak, You Rock!

I kept trying to do it too html href="blahblahblah" in the tag and that definitely did not work. Just = & addy, fabulous.
Thanks bunches again.
Glad you are more a helpful fellow than that shady ear grabbing twin of yours. ;)
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