Okay, some more from Lori, I got this from my grandpa, and it sure did make me giggle. hehehehehe<br /><br />Why God made Moms -- BRILLIANT Answers given by 2nd grade school<br />children to the following questions!!<br /> <br />Why did God make mothers?<br />1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.<br />2. Mostly to clean the house.<br />3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.<br /> <br />How did God make mothers?<br />1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.<br />2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring<br />3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He Just used bigger<br />parts.<br /> <br />What ingredients are mothers made of?<br />1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice<br />in the world and one dab of mean.<br />2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use<br />string, I think.<br /> <br />Why did God give you Your mother & not some other mom?<br />1. We're related<br />2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.<br /><br />What kind of little girl was your mom?<br />1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.<br />2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty<br />bossy.<br />3. They say she used to be nice.<br /> <br />What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?<br />1. His last name.<br />2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get<br />drunk on beer?<br />3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES<br />to chores?<br /> <br />Why did your mom marry your dad?<br />1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.<br />2. She got too old to do anything else with him.<br />3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.<br /> <br />Who's the boss at your house?<br />1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a<br />goof ball.<br />2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.<br />3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.<br /> <br />What's the difference between moms & dads?<br />1. Moms work at work and work at home & dads just go to work at work.<br />2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.<br />3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause<br />that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.<br />4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.<br /> <br />What does your mom do in her spare time?<br />1. Mothers don't do spare time.<br />2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.<br /> <br />What would it take to make your mom perfect?<br />1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of<br />plastic surgery.<br />2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.<br /> <br />If you could change one thing about your Mom, what would it be?<br />1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get<br />rid of that.<br />2. I'd make my Mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who<br />did it and not me.<br />3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back<br />of her head.<br />
'Whenever I feel blue, I remind myself to breathe again.'