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Re: For Lori! 17 years 10 months ago #13

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<br /><br />Well, when my 18 month old daughter discovered you could make the cats make cool noises when you bent their tails at a 90o angle, I figured the cats needed all the moral support they could get....  <br /><br />Umm, excuse me I need to go rescue the dog, three months later my daughter has discovered the dog makes cool noises when she body slams it...<br /><br />Dave<br />[/quote]<br /><br />Going through that stage now.  20-month-old Samantha likes to "pat" the doggies a bit harder than she should, shover her hands in their faces in the hopes that they will lick her hands, sometimes tries to step on their paws, and is now pulling their tails.<br /><br />Both dogs are NOT happy about these events.  Both are growling and barking.  One has even bared its teeth, not a good sign.  Both dogs look after (love and protect) Samantha and newborn Caiden, but both dogs really don't want to be messed with by a child. 

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Re: For Lori! 17 years 10 months ago #14

Are you kidding, my youngest brother is in mid 20's and still pulls my cat's tail! <br />I'm sorry you cannot convince me that the cat likes that.  :rolleyes:<br />And then they wonder why the cats leave the room when I do, its cause they know they won't have any protection from the guys.<br /><br />And wait till the kids get older and the boys learn that remote control cars are a great way to chase the cats.  :rolleyes:
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Re: For Lori! 17 years 10 months ago #15

When my wife and I got married, her Pug dog was "her baby".  If you are not familiar with pug dogs they are one of the most friendly, pro-people dogs in the world.  Everyone is their friend.  <br /><br />One of the first big fights we had was when I declared that dog was not going to sleep in our bed.<br /><br />Life went on and a real baby showed up.  The dog cage kept getting moved to make room for the kids.  <br /><br />One day our 18 month old son climbed into the dog's cage and she nipped at him.  (bad move dog) <br /><br />Mommy saw this and screamed "Get that ANIMAL out of this house NOW."<br /><br />So poor George had to find a new home for the dog formally known as Kathy's Baby.<br /><br />
NOW this is the Law of the Jungle — as old and as true as the sky;
And the Wolf that shall keep it may prosper, but the Wolf that shall break it must die.

As the creeper that girdles the tree-trunk the Law runneth forward and back —
For the strength of the Pack is the Wolf, and the strength of the Wolf is the Pack.

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Re: For Lori! 17 years 10 months ago #16

OK kinda on the same theme here...<br /><br />You know you have kids when:<br /><br />No matter how many toys you surround the kids with: you're still stuck (for days) using toilet paper that has been "off-rolled" by the little one...<br /><br />What is it with the TP roll? - is it that amusing OR are they just getting practice for the tiolet papering days of highschool?<br /><br />In that vein...The track buddies and I used to tear up newspaper into tiny squares.  We would fill 2-3 huge trash bags with this confetti and throw it down all over the yard and bushes...then switch to rolls and hit as many trees as possible...we were quick and never caught!  Although everyone knew who was doing it and we occasionally got hit ourselves...good times.
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Re: For Lori! 17 years 9 months ago #17

Okay, some more from Lori, I got this from my grandpa, and it sure did make me giggle. hehehehehe<br /><br />Why God made Moms -- BRILLIANT Answers given by 2nd grade school<br />children to the following questions!!<br /> <br />Why did God make mothers?<br />1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.<br />2. Mostly to clean the house.<br />3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.<br /> <br />How did God make mothers?<br />1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.<br />2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring<br />3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He Just used bigger<br />parts.<br /> <br />What ingredients are mothers made of?<br />1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice<br />in the world and one dab of mean.<br />2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use<br />string, I think.<br /> <br />Why did God give you Your mother & not some other mom?<br />1. We're related<br />2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.<br /><br />What kind of little girl was your mom?<br />1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.<br />2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty<br />bossy.<br />3. They say she used to be nice.<br /> <br />What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?<br />1. His last name.<br />2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get<br />drunk on beer?<br />3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES<br />to chores?<br /> <br />Why did your mom marry your dad?<br />1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.<br />2. She got too old to do anything else with him.<br />3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.<br /> <br />Who's the boss at your house?<br />1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a<br />goof ball.<br />2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.<br />3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.<br /> <br />What's the difference between moms & dads?<br />1. Moms work at work and work at home & dads just go to work at work.<br />2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.<br />3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause<br />that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.<br />4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.<br /> <br />What does your mom do in her spare time?<br />1. Mothers don't do spare time.<br />2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.<br /> <br />What would it take to make your mom perfect?<br />1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of<br />plastic surgery.<br />2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.<br /> <br />If you could change one thing about your Mom, what would it be?<br />1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get<br />rid of that.<br />2. I'd make my Mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who<br />did it and not me.<br />3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back<br />of her head.<br />
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Re: For Lori! 17 years 9 months ago #18

rofl :toothy9:
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Re: For Lori! 17 years 9 months ago #19

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I know some dads that make pretty good "moms" too.  :thumbsup:
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Re: For Lori! 17 years 9 months ago #20

I hope I did not offend any of the papa's out there. But my family hasn't sent me any funnies for the papa's. But I'll be sure to share them if I get any, afterall don't want you fella's feel left out.<br />Currently though just:<br />Funny on house cleaning,<br />Cop and Lawyer funny,<br />Thank you note,<br />Info on L6, Extra Lumbar Vertebrae,<br />And some news articles.<br />So sorry guys, That's all I've got from grandpa. <br /><br />Again, I hope I did not offend.
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Re: For Lori! 17 years 9 months ago #21

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<br />Mommy saw this and screamed "Get that ANIMAL out of this house NOW."<br />

<br />That hardly seems fair.  Understandable perhaps, but a bit heavy-handed.

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Re: For Lori! 17 years 9 months ago #22

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<br />Info on L6, Extra Lumbar Vertebrae,<br />

<br /><br />Sounds interesting, though I've always had more of a fascination with the Thoracic vertebrae myself.
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Re: For Lori! 17 years 9 months ago #23

LOL! I didn't think anyone would notice that. It's info on a condition my cousin has. Its a congenital anomaly, that approximately 10% of adults have.<br />At least according to the info I got passed along to me.
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