TOPIC: Top Ten Things you will Not see at True Adventures in 2006

In honor of Heidi’s top ten list I thought I would mention the “Top Ten Things you will Not see at True Adventures in 2006”.<br /><br />1. The dungeon will be at your own pace (including that slow group in front of you).<br /><br />2. Hidden messages in the newsletters about how to win a free ultra-rare token.<br /><br />3. In line with this year's spider theme, the background music will be set to the tune of "Itsy-Bitsy Spider".<br /><br />4. The release of the catapult token and the accompanying 1ft diameter boulder tokens. +1 boulders to be issued next year.<br /><br />5. To increase the value of the "Purify Food and Drink" scroll, there will be a 1% chance of being poisoned in the tavern. (10% chance if you annoy the wenches.)<br /><br />6. To simulate the attack of a water elemental, the DM will turn a fire hose on the players.<br /><br />7. DM's will wear velcro body suits with the combat grid printed on it to replace combat boards.<br /><br />8. Forget this water stuff. We’re going with “Real Dungeon. Real Props. Real Acid.”<br /><br />9. The cleric character class will be replaced with the “Patsy-Dunce” character class.<br /><br />10. Copyright law be darned. This is the year of True Star Wars!<br /><br /><br />I’ll post a new one each Thursday. I had to make up for lost time today. Also, you may see some comments that have already been mentioned elsewhere on the forums in this little list but were funny enough to include.<br />David (S.)<br />

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<br />7. DM's will wear velcro body suits with the combat grid printed on it to replace combat boards.<br />

<br /><br /> :O LOL! That is just too funny a mental image. hehehehehe <br />

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7. DM's will wear velcro body suits with the combat grid printed on it to replace combat boards.<br />

<br /><br />7a) or they can wear magetic suits, and we can throw those balls from true heros at them...

or for the truly sadistic... just use darts 

Hilarious!!  <br /><br />Definately a few nifty ideas!!

Since I am fully confident that these ideas will never be used by True Adventures, I will continue to post them each Thursday. Then Heidi will have to catch up to me.  =D<br />David (S.)

<br />6. To simulate the attack of a water elemental, the DM will turn a fire hose on the players.<br />

<br /><br />LOL!<br />Yeah, now that is how you recruit DM's. Sure and when you're friends come through you can blast 'em with the fire hose!<br />LOL! <br />That is just too funny.<br />

hook a good sized battery to the metal plate for theives traps... that way you KNOW when you completed the circuit and touched the side...

At this point I would like to point out that it can not be a DM who uses the fire hose because the Bluehands will be fighting over the postion.  Meanwhile Lee will come in and tell whoever got the position to "sit this one out" because he has it covered.

I suspect someone has a stash of the "Purify Food and Drink" scrolls just waiting for this opportunity to make a fortune.<br />David (S.)

It's discontinued like potion of haste and some other things, which is why they are hard to come by.<br />And if you really annoy the wench, I think your chances are higher.