TOPIC: Killer Breakfast

That was awesome!

OMG that was you! I was there in the crowd for that. It was Fn funny.
Sorry about the silly string fail

I decided to do the silly string bit the day before. I was in a game of clay-o-rama and they were giving out prizes. Someone else got the silly string and wouldn't give it up. I ended up trading him a toy axe and whining a lot for him to part with it. I never thought it would be such a monumental pain in the ass to dispense a spray can inside a paperbag puppet. It didn't help that it as a huge can nearly was long as the puppet.

Airport security confiscated it so in the end, all I got out of it was one measly squirt.

OH no...lame.

How many times have you been on killer breakfast?

henwy wrote: ... so in the end, all I got out of it was one measly squirt.

Hopefully you don't have many OTHER stories that end with this line.

binia wrote:

henwy wrote: ... so in the end, all I got out of it was one measly squirt.

Hopefully you don't have many OTHER stories that end with this line.

No, all my other stories like that actually end with, 'but at least I didn't have to pay her'.

valetutto wrote: OH no...lame.

How many times have you been on killer breakfast?

Since 2003. I didn't actually do anything special for it until '05.

2005: Cardboard cutout mirror image
2006: Death on strike
2007: Cultist with Voodoo Hickman

At this point we switched to 'group' schticks so we wouldn't tie up so much time.

2008: Breakfast at Killer Breakfast
2009: Daern's Instant Fortress
2010: Undead gamers
2011: Puppetry and tricks

Was the Daern's Instant Fortress the one with the cow that went flying over the wall and towards the audience?

Yep yep. Mini-cow and then Bessy the Vorpal Cow

The fortress is my favorite so far!

The problem with success is it sets a bar and it gets hard to top it. You end up getting compared to your own greatest hits and when you miss, no one knows better than you.

henwy wrote: The problem with success is it sets a bar and it gets hard to top it. You end up getting compared to your own greatest hits and when you miss, no one knows better than you.

I've watched Killer Breakfast a few times. For me, success is defined by "Am I entertained?" The fortress certainly hit that (critted with a vorpal cow, you might say.) This years puppets were also pretty hilarious. Any time you screw up Tracy so he can't remember what comes next is a pretty successful year.

I'm sure you have no problem ignoring the critics that say you have done better. You just need to ignore that inner critic as well. You guys were funny this year.