TOPIC: Alesiev's 8K 2026 Super Condensed Augmented Auction - All Mail Delivered

This is an auction for an 8K Super Condensed. I am keeping nothing reserved! EVERYTHING is available. This is purely for the community!

Auction Tracker: Auction Tracking Sheet

-=[ Auction Duration ]=-
Auction Start: 4/3/2026 6:00 PM ET
Auction End: 4/11/2026 8:00 PM ET

-=[ Funding Goal ]=-
Funding Total: $8,282.25 / $8,000 (103.35%)

If the auction does not fund in its entirety by the end of 2026, I reserve the right to cancel the auction, extend, or cover the difference to ensure the auction funds (I'll probably lean towards covering the gap to help everyone out).

The auction ends at the auction deadline. Any amount over $8,000 will go towards shipping products (mailers, tape, etc.) or be donated to a charity of my choice (in excessive cases).

-=[Augments]=-
Augments have been provided by Grunnel, and I may put up some items of my own to help things along (though they may not be TD related in all cases).

Grunnel Augments:
Princess Embers' Flaming Hot Cheeto
Baby Tater That Needs a Name
"Red Key"
Ella's Final Set of Gnomish Goggles
Tabor's Onyx Dagger #6

-=[Reserve Amounts]=-
No reserves this go round!

-=[ Bidding Rules]=-
Auction will be specific-item bids (ebay style). Meaning, you tell me which item and item number you are bidding on. This is to alleviate any confusion (mostly on my part).

Example Bid:
"I would like to bid $1000 on PYP #10"
"I bid $50 on 1K GP Gold Bars #2, #9, #15"
"I bid $5 on each 1K GP Gold Bar" (I will read this as 1-45)
"I bid $7 on any 3 AP 10x" (I will see which ones you beat and apply the maximum bid to that item - but only increasing the current bid by the amount that takes over the item)

Minimum bid increments are as follows:
< $10: $.50 bid increment
$10 <= X > $50: $1 bid increment
>= $50: $2 bid increment

Bids accepted via Forum PM or Discord DM.

In the event of a tie, the person who bid first wins the item!

-=[ Payment Info ]=-
When/If the auction funds, winners will be notified by Forum PM or Discord DM. Once notified, 48 hours will be given to provide payment.

Shipping to CONUS will be $10 and will be sent with tracking. Insurance is extra! If you want insurance, you will need to notify me and I will calculate the cost and provide the breakdown. Shipping will be through PirateShip.

If you are going to RingCon, save on shipping and I'll deliver at RingCon! Just let me know via a message when I confirm winnings. If you're going to GenCon, save on shipping and I'll deliver at GenCon!

For any items not paid for by the end of the 48 hours, I reserve the right to cover the item myself and keep the item, or offer the item to the 2nd place bidder for that item, or close the auction determining it as "unfunded" (if the cost to cover is too high for me).

-=[ Auction Tracking ]=-
For ease of format and readability, auction bids will be displayed here: Auction Tracking Sheet

I will try to update it regularly (at least twice a day), but I will use the Announcement at the top to keep people updated of anything important.

-=[ Disputes ]=-
If a situation arises where I misinterpret a bid, or you feel I have made an error, please feel free to reach out. I provide this auction purely as a service to the TD Players and am not trying to manipulate markets, show favoritism, etc. Just please be patient/respectful with me and I'll do everything in my power to fix any issues.

About your auctioneer: Hey there, I'm Alesiev (Al-uh-seev, at least that's how I pronounce it) aka Alex. I've ran I think 4 successful 8K auctions and organized an 8K purchase between multiple parties. I've gotten better overall at tracking bids and making sure things are good, but I'm always a fan of "if you see something wrong, let me know!" and "If you have feedback, let me know!"

Good Luck!! I may try my luck at another one once yours is finished.

First bid in! NEARLY THERE!

3 Highest Cumulative Total Bidders (or the current highest cumulative bidders if the auction doesn't close by then), who are attending Ring Con will receive a unique item (TD-tangential...if you know, you know), but you'll have to find me at Ring Con too!

PM sent

Thanks to the 5 unique bidders thus far! Between the 5 of them, we've reached 31.63% funding in less than 5 hours!

Items still without bids:
Path Fragment
AG Guild Codes & Pins
Ring of the 1st Circles (All)
10x DP (All)
1x MS (All)
1x PS (All)

Didn't get the treasure you wanted? Still missing those trade goods for your relic/legendary transmutes?

Why not bid on what you want/need!? We've got everything you could hope for in an 8K auction with all items up for grabs and still very low prices!

big bump with Alfred Hitchcock entering the bidding. Now the big question is: Has anyone figured out if a theme actually exists with bid aliases?

It looks Saturday Night Live cast or folks who have been impersonated or appeared on Saturday Night Live.

Hit 50% today!

If you're thinking "dang, I wish this would fund before RingCon", why don't you bid?? Help us cross that finish line!

John Ohlinger (Salsa John) wrote: It looks Saturday Night Live cast or folks who have been impersonated or appeared on Saturday Night Live.

Nope. Let me just say, Catherine rolled her eyes and said "oh my god" when I told her the theme of the names. So it's something that I annoy her with all the time.