TOPIC: 2009 JOKE Token Suggestions

Here's a really gross common token for you<br /><br />Chamber Pot: Use throw at monster and on a hit they are stunned for one round. After that due to enragement they get a +6 to all attacks on you!

Boots of Rouschambeau.... -2 to hit, if successful Monster is incap for one hour.... Wearing boots causes monsters to target you...always.  Does not affect female npcs / monsters, or undead / constructs.<br /><br />map of the dungeon - duh.. traps are known to us already<br /><br />DM Blackmail - +4 to hit on that one monster... on that side,.... Half of the time.<br /><br />Facedown Token of Enticing -  Often found inside difficult to reach areas, requiring Lots of time effort to reveal that it's only a common.

no doubt about that token...<br />used a scroll of mage hand to get a freaking small shield or something behind the gates in the four corners room in 2007.  Doh!

a Deck of Not so Many things.  2 cards one kills the monster in the room instantly, the other kills the party member drawing, and resets the deck to 2 cards.

Scroll of Demon/Holy Tech support - Roll d20, 1-12 you wait on hold equal to number rolled in min, 13-18 gives everyone +4 to all stats for room, 19-20 gives everyone +6 for whole dungeon and +3 regen at end of erveryroom

<br />Scroll of Demon/Holy Tech support - Roll d20, 1-12 you wait on hold equal to number rolled in min, 13-18 gives everyone +4 to all stats for room, 19-20 gives everyone +6 for whole dungeon and +3 regen at end of erveryroom<br />

  This could also be a bard skill.  The bard talks with an Indian accent and the monster must make a DC 15 will save or be forced to do nothing so long as the bard keeps talking!

Cloak Of COURAGE!<br />This cloak has four discreet flask pockets for when an extra shot(or two, or four) of courage are needed for encountering the terrors of the dungeon.

Scroll of Terrifying Transformation:<br />Recipent of scroll's effect appears to change into viewers mother in law. All viewers(players and monsters) must make will save or flee before the terrifying sight.

Hat of the DoDo<br /><br />-4 to intelligence<br />+4 to courage<br />Hat enables wearer to bravely, yet stupidly, charge into any battle without fear. Not affected by fear effects.

Potted Plant of Daisies<br /><br />Missile weapon, 1 shot use.<br />Critical hit leaves(hehehe) monster stunned for one round.<br />Critical miss results in being dropped on foot and wielder stunned for 2 rounds.

<br />Hat of the DoDo<br /><br />-4 to intelligence<br />+4 to courage<br />Hat enables wearer to bravely, yet stupidly, charge into any battle without fear. Not affected by fear effects.<br />

<br />Perhaps this should be a bard's item =D

<br />Cloak Of COURAGE!<br />This cloak has four discreet flask pockets for when an extra shot(or two, or four) of courage are needed for encountering the terrors of the dungeon.<br />

<br /><br />I assume that this token comes in various forms, such as a cloak of Bacardi (silver token) or a cloak of Meglithen (gold token)?