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Re: 2009 JOKE Token Suggestions 15 years 6 months ago #13

<br />*cringe* Ouch, that sounds painful.<br />

<br /><br />And that is why it incapacitates all males in the room.  Whether or not it happens directly to you, you flinch and/or cringe in response to a racking. (At least, most men I know do)
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Re: 2009 JOKE Token Suggestions 15 years 6 months ago #14

Bet no one wants to go out and play a game of billiards after that either.
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Re: 2009 JOKE Token Suggestions 15 years 6 months ago #15

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<br />*cringe* Ouch, that sounds painful.<br />

<br /><br />And that is why it incapacitates all males in the room.  Whether or not it happens directly to you, you flinch and/or cringe in response to a racking. (At least, most men I know do)<br />

<br /><br />This just about explains it for the ladies in the Forum.  When I saw this movie EVERY guy in the movie theater doubled over.<br /><br />
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Re: 2009 JOKE Token Suggestions 15 years 6 months ago #16

<br />Um, No. That would be HEIDI'S method of incapacitation.  :lol:<br /><br />Mine, is to sick my brother on someone.<br />

<br /><br />ah yes....to both!
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Re: 2009 JOKE Token Suggestions 15 years 6 months ago #17

ah yes...one of my least fondest memories of meeting my now wife...<br /><br />don't ask!
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Re: 2009 JOKE Token Suggestions 15 years 6 months ago #18

Ummm.... you realize that making the statement "don't ask" usually results in the complete opposite happening, right?
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Re: 2009 JOKE Token Suggestions 15 years 6 months ago #19

Sure!
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Re: 2009 JOKE Token Suggestions 15 years 6 months ago #20

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I ask, I ask!<br /><br />More tokens:<br /><br />COMMONS<br />toothbrush<br />drool cup<br />broken sword<br />bow string<br />kazoo<br />bumbershoot<br />plate of escargot<br />syrup pitcher<br />
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Re: 2009 JOKE Token Suggestions 15 years 6 months ago #21

Bar of Soap<br />Washcloth<br />Towel(do you know where your towel token is?)<br />Mint leaves of +2 breath freshening<br />
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Re: 2009 JOKE Token Suggestions 15 years 6 months ago #22

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Pot of Beans:  Consumable token.  Eat beans and healed 1 hit point, next round everyone in room (including monster) make a DC 15 save or suffer -2 penalty to all actions due to noxious gas.  Combine with Tinder Box token and instead of noxious gas cloud emit 18 point flame jet at any one target.  Due to turning back on enemy -4 to AC that round.<br /><br /><br />GenCon Event Registration Scroll.  One shot item that causes the monster to become all frustrated and befuddled while trying to to register for GenCon.  Monster may take no actions for one round.<br /><br /><br />Red Shirted Henchman.  One shot item.  At any time that monster hits someone this token may be presented and take all of the monsters attacks, be they physical or magical.  Henchman has AC 1 and 1 Hit Point.

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Re: 2009 JOKE Token Suggestions 15 years 6 months ago #23

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<br /><br />oh, i think the mistletoe should be a common item with effect: turn in to any NPC for a kiss.<br /><br />

<br /><br />Oh heck yeah! Some real cuties. But that would lead to them using their special Knee to the Groin tokens.

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Re: 2009 JOKE Token Suggestions 15 years 6 months ago #24

<br />Pot of Beans:  Consumable token.  Eat beans and healed 1 hit point, next round everyone in room (including monster) make a DC 15 save or suffer -2 penalty to all actions due to noxious gas.  Combine with Tinder Box token and instead of noxious gas cloud emit 18 point flame jet at any one target.  Due to turning back on enemy -4 to AC that round.<br /><br /><br />GenCon Event Registration Scroll.  One shot item that causes the monster to become all frustrated and befuddled while trying to to register for GenCon.  Monster may take no actions for one round.<br /><br /><br />Red Shirted Henchman.  One shot item.  At any time that monster hits someone this token may be presented and take all of the monsters attacks, be they physical or magical.  Henchman has AC 1 and 1 Hit Point.<br />

<br /><br />The last two are my favorite so far.

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