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2009 JOKE Token Suggestions 15 years 6 months ago #1

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OK, given that Jeff has opened up a thread for people to submit legitimate and serious token suggestions, I figure that we need a thread for people to submit their joke token ideas!  I've only got one at the moment but I'm sure my warped mind (and the warped minds of everyone else!) will make it easy to come up with new ideas.<br /><br /><br />White Castle Burger:  Heals 4 points of damage, -6 on everything for rest of dungeon.<br />

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Re: 2009 JOKE Token Suggestions 15 years 6 months ago #2

<br /><br />White Castle Burger:  Heals 4 points of damage, -6 on everything for rest of dungeon.<br /><br />

<br /><br />Wouldn't that be a SLIDER?  tee-hee... maybe you have to grease the bottom of your combat slider.<br /><br />

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Re: 2009 JOKE Token Suggestions 15 years 6 months ago #3

<br />Perhaps ingredient tokens could include druidic items, such as oak leaves, holly, or mistletoe.<br /><br />

<br /><br />oh, i think the mistletoe should be a common item with effect: turn in to any NPC for a kiss.<br />it would probably be the most valuable common until word spread that the sexy NPCs all had bags of hershey kisses to hand out.
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Re: 2009 JOKE Token Suggestions 15 years 6 months ago #4

Pixie Dust:<br />Covers wearer in Glamour so monster does not see it as an enemy, but fellow party members no longer recognize and may attack.<br />
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Re: 2009 JOKE Token Suggestions 15 years 6 months ago #5

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<br />oh, i think the mistletoe should be a common item with effect: turn in to any NPC for a kiss.<br />it would probably be the most valuable common until word spread that the sexy NPCs all had bags of hershey kisses to hand out.<br />

<br /><br />I figure it'd be harder to get around the free lapdance token.

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Re: 2009 JOKE Token Suggestions 15 years 6 months ago #6

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<br />Perhaps ingredient tokens could include druidic items, such as oak leaves, holly, or mistletoe.<br /><br />

<br /><br />oh, i think the mistletoe should be a common item with effect: turn in to any NPC for a kiss.<br />it would probably be the most valuable common until word spread that the sexy NPCs all had bags of hershey kisses to hand out.<br />

<br /><br />Helene...he stole your idea for a real token!  :toothy3:
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Re: 2009 JOKE Token Suggestions 15 years 6 months ago #7

Ioun Stone - Kidney Stones: -2 HP, all party members of the same gender -1 HP (sympathy pains)<br /><br />Boots of the Rack:  Incapacitates all male characters for the entire room
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Re: 2009 JOKE Token Suggestions 15 years 6 months ago #8

<br />Ioun Stone - Kidney Stones: -2 HP, all party members of the same gender -1 HP (sympathy pains)<br /><br />Chainmaille Bikini:  Incapacitates all male characters for the entire room<br />

<br />There you go, had to fix that for you.
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Re: 2009 JOKE Token Suggestions 15 years 6 months ago #9

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<br />Ioun Stone - Kidney Stones: -2 HP, all party members of the same gender -1 HP (sympathy pains)<br /><br />Chainmail Bikini:  Incapacitates all male characters for the entire room<br />

<br />There you go, had to fix that for you.<br />

<br /><br />Actually I meant it in the way of a different slang meaning of 'rack'  "3. (slang) To strike a male in the groin with the knee and/or foot."
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Re: 2009 JOKE Token Suggestions 15 years 6 months ago #10

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<br />Ioun Stone - Kidney Stones: -2 HP, all party members of the same gender -1 HP (sympathy pains)<br /><br />Chainmail Bikini:  Incapacitates all male characters for the entire room<br />

<br />There you go, had to fix that for you.<br />

<br /><br />Actually I meant it in the way of a different slang meaning of 'rack'  "3. (slang) To strike a male in the groin with the knee and/or foot."<br />

<br /><br />I like Joyus' method of incapacition much better than yours. 
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Re: 2009 JOKE Token Suggestions 15 years 6 months ago #11

*cringe* Ouch, that sounds painful.<br />What about stiletto's of toe stomping?
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Re: 2009 JOKE Token Suggestions 15 years 6 months ago #12

Um, No. That would be HEIDI'S method of incapacitation.  :lol:<br /><br />Mine, is to sick my brother on someone.
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